Haiku October 16, 2012 by theresultsmayvary Leave a comment Number ONE: Standing slack-jawed at the fridge. Why, why am I here? I have no brains left. Number TWO: Relentless barrage like machine gun fire, pinned down kids ask me alot. Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookEmailRedditGoogleLike this:Like Loading... Related Author: theresultsmayvary Civil Servant Dad is a Gen-Y married father of 2 kids. He blogs about the perils, ethical and moral quandries and downright crazy challenges faced in raising them.